tfln.

[iban]

1. You left your underthings in my pillowcase.
2. Prove to me you're not intoxicated. Send a picture of yourself. Balance on one leg.
3. I was told tonight's theme was tequila. I'd like to request we change tonight's theme to gin.
4. Don't worry. I swore a vow of silence. I'm not supposed to tell you or anyone else what you did last night.

Comments

[foxsakes]

I like roses. The red ones especially.

I plan on wooing you, yes.

[iban]

What a coincidence. The items I picked have red roses on them.

I'd like to be wooed. That would be something I've yet to experience.

[foxsakes]

You seem to really understand me.

Not much wooing on a battlefield huh?

[iban]

I'm sure I don't understand you half as well as I hope I someday will. But I'll do my best, in all things. Including picking nice things for you to see when you undress me.

No, there's very little of it. It's very mechanical. Mostly for stress relief.