tfln.

[iban]

1. You left your underthings in my pillowcase.
2. Prove to me you're not intoxicated. Send a picture of yourself. Balance on one leg.
3. I was told tonight's theme was tequila. I'd like to request we change tonight's theme to gin.
4. Don't worry. I swore a vow of silence. I'm not supposed to tell you or anyone else what you did last night.

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[foxsakes]

that's where you shoved them. I decided not to ask.