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the general, oh daye. ([personal profile] iban) wrote2018-07-28 08:05 pm

tfln.

1. You left your underthings in my pillowcase.
2. Prove to me you're not intoxicated. Send a picture of yourself. Balance on one leg.
3. I was told tonight's theme was tequila. I'd like to request we change tonight's theme to gin.
4. Don't worry. I swore a vow of silence. I'm not supposed to tell you or anyone else what you did last night.

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